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thisnoiseismusic:

"In a sunlit tavern, in a corner booth sucking stale popcorn, there I met dear Ruth. She’d only just lost the baby, seven months and a week, drank a month of Seagrams, kissed me on the cheek."

Michael Cera just pulled a Beyoncé

(via asskickatron)